smithie

Did you really just use the phrase "get some strange"?

i said what i said

Sometimes that works, sometimes photos of your dick end up online.

desperate times, mate

sometimes it's the only cure

But if I don't end up fucking her I'm going to lose my mind. I think she knows it too, which drives me even more crazy.

we're going out tonight, dinner n dancing

you can fuck or not fuck all the strange or not strange you want

and probably lay off the oxy, it makes you too sparky and giggly

Aye aye doc. I'll gather the troops xx

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Harry,

Your mother told me that you are planning to be in town for at least another week. As I'm sure she has mentioned, we are searching for a property to restore. We would keep the places in London and New York, of course, but want somewhere we - and your sisters and you - can be when we are not working and want to get away from London. We have been visiting properties and your mother suggested that you may want to come along. The places we are considering are larger than the cottages you have always talked about wanting, but you may find some that you like. Either way, we would appreciate your input.

Perhaps we can also have you visit whilst you're in London before your mother goes to New York and my next film begins. I understand you have several interesting projects lined up. I'd like to hear about them.

Do call and we'll see what we can arrange.

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Hi Hare, good to see you and Olivia today. Just wait until you can be drowning in dogs AND a baby niece. You left your workout shit here and I'm absolutely not getting near that bag. You can come pick it up tomorrow before you go get Bea's dog. If you do go out tonight, be good and don't dance. I know your fangirls think it's cute that you try to carry those moves off as sexy, but spare the rest of us. See you soon. Kiss kiss.

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Can the car come in 20? I need to go to Bea's to fetch Matilda before she leaves on her holiday.

I was well drunk but I promised Bea I'd get her myself. Then back to bed to await sweet sweet death.

You dying means I finally get to write my tell-all. Good night, sweet prince.

What else do you need?

Orange juice, eggs, that dog food Matilda likes, and I finished the whisky, so more of that, please. A toothbrush and all that for H. I thought to go to hers to get some things, but this headache and I think new is just as well.

Does "all that" include clothing or just lady things and toiletries?

I think just lady things. She's still asleep and I haven't asked. I don't know how long she'll stay, but if there's anything she needs beyond today I'll get it sorted myself.

Beyond this I did mean it when I told you I want you to take the week off.

I know I always tell you that I can't live without you and I probably can't, but we'll give it a go.

If I need you, I'll give you a ring. Or a string of texts in all caps with lots of weeping emojis.

Sleep sweet. I'll see you in a bit when I pop in with the groceries... after knocking first, which I will never, ever forget to do again.

And I'll get you another of those hot/cold packs you like.

Thanks, love. Enjoy the week without x