| What happens when Alex Milligan and his wife turn 70? A look into headlines for the year 2058
 Darling, I will be loving you 'til we're 70 And, baby, my heart could still fall as hard at 23 And I'm thinking 'bout how people fall in love in mysterious ways Maybe just the touch of a hand - Alex Milligan, Thinking Out Loud.
“Musician Alex Milligan has made good on his promise of loving his wife until she’s 70 by poisoning her to death.” “There are new reports that musician Alex Milligan and his wife, both 70, have decided to stop being in love. They have spoken to the media in a candid interview with 20/20 correspondent Shiloh Jolie-Pitt to say ‘We’re 70, we’re over it, it’s done.’” “Alex Milligan seems to have pulled one of the longest running promises in history. He once sung that he would be loving his wife until they were 70, and today on his 70th birthday he has filed for divorce. When asked to comment, all Milligan could muster was ‘I warned you all in my song! See ya!’ followed by a maniacal laugh.” “Worldwide shock, paranoia and awe abound as Alex Milligan reveals on his 70th birthday that the lyrics in his hit song Thinking Out Loud are not actually I will be loving you til we’re 70 but instead I will be loving you ’til we’re 17.”
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