SPF 50 sunscreen

50? You’re giving me SPF 50? Don't you want me to look all sexy and tanned?

Aside from general sun protection I actually don’t want you to look too tanned and sexy, I just can’t let you going around the world looking too good.

I don’t need it honestly, it's not even that sunny out.

Alexander Milligan, you know you're not going to get away that easily. You come here right now.

What do I get if I do?

Cancer free skin.


And a kiss.

I like the sound of that.